February 2010
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testing
from my berry
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And they say she's the next Oprah →
January 2010
12 posts
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I have the audacity to believe
I could listen to Martin Luther King, Jr. talk for hours. His voice is melodic, and soothing, filled with a wisdom that transcends body and mind. At the very least I would hope that those celebrating a day off today, take a moment to honor his bravery, his hope and his prayers for the people. Today is not just another day off, but it should also not be the only day in which we honor a man the...
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So maybe this would have been cool in the 80s. ... →
Star Wars Jersey Shore Mash Up Trading Cards →
This just made my Monday.
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Holy... →
An amazing tail of sibling rivalry.
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“As president, I have a solemn responsibility to protect our nation and our...”
– My President
December 2009
12 posts
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Cooking with Mom
Brother: Mom, how do you make your pie crust?
Mom: Ok, here’s how you do it. Take the flour, mix it with the crisco, salt, and cold water. Then you smush it all together, and roll it out on wax paper.
Brother: OK
Mom: Then you cut pieces from the edges where it’s not symmetrical and smash them into the places where fill is needed.
Brother: Um ok…
Mom: Then when it all goes to shit, you throw the dough against the wall and drive to the store to buy a pre-made crust”
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This is not what Christmas in my home town is... →
Actor Charlie Sheen arrested in Aspen | Aspen Daily News Online
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What I want for Christmas - 2010
A boyfriend who is as sentimental and thoughtful about the holidays as I am. Yes I realize not all share the same love of Christmas as I do, however, for me Christmas is about family and kindness and cheer…how can you argue with that?
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This is where I've landed...now to get up the...
This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I’ll never look into your eyes…again
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Deciphering the Jersey Shore →
joyengel:
Kid: A pejorative diminutive for a man the speaker does not like, especially one who is trying to pick up his girl or beat up his friend.
My Girl: This is a magical incantation that once uttered by a man claims a woman as his. It means that he may not talk to, look at, or dance with another girl and she can not even be in the same room with a single man. It is both romantic and...
MTViolence & Hypocracy
How is it that MTV feels ok about showing promiscuous sex, binge drinking, racism, teen-moms, and homophobia, but is not willing to show a loud-mouthed Guidette getting socked in the face. Don’t get me wrong, I adamantly agree that violence against woman is inexcusable and under no circumstance should it be promoted, but come on…this is where you draw the line?
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Things that make me want to lie about where I grew... →
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For the birds
Emily: What is the past tense of Tweet?
Me: Tweeted? I don't know...
Emily: No, it's probably Twat.
Me: Amazing, I like that.
Emily: You like my Twat?
